I am sorry, but since it took me so long to find the Christmas spirit, I can’t help but be happy, my serious side has been consigned to the poetry for the time being and my weird sense of crazy humour seems to have taken over my brain, am I bothered by it, not in the least I am alive and well, so I’m just going to let it flow.
I enjoyed writing the post on the search engine terms yesterday, I’ve looked through it a few times and still laugh each time, I must be careful though I might wet myself laughing and end up actually contacting that Bed Wetting Adults website for support.
Already this morning I have a list of three more odd search terms that have appeared overnight, I’m not going to post about them just yet, I will wait until have a more substantial list, plus I am still coming to terms with the whole breast milk addiction thing, you would think after 38 years I would have got beyond that, but oh well, there must be a website for breastmilk addicts that may be of some help.
I have to say a great big thank you to Becca at 25tofly, she has awarded me her The Fly Blog Award (holiday style), one of only three recipients in the whole wide world, I am so honoured by this that in the true spirit of Christmas I am going to keep it all to myself, I am sure you will understand, by the way they are actually Becca’s long johns on the award, not sure about the cat though!
The kids and I have been laughing like mad at these snowmen pranks this morning, thank you MoxyJen at Fight For It for sharing these, we loved it.
As MoxyJen is also a martial artist, I therefore offer her this Master Ken’s Enter The Dojo, I hope it makes her laugh as much as I did when I first found it (there is some bad language in the clip, just a warning).
Thanks also to my friend Nick McDavid for sharing this the other night, I guess if I was a dancer who had just got the sack I would do the same, trouble is I can’t dance anyway, without looking like a one legged meerkat being continually jabbed by a cattle prong! Sorry but there aren’t any videos of one legged meerkats dancing or indeed any of me dancing, they were all unfortunately erased in The Great Erasing of the Wayne Dancing Videos Incident of 2007, so unfortunate.
On serious note, things have got a lot better over the last few weeks, I haven’t got much money to spend on my kids, but I can give them the greatest present I could ever give them, ME, alive, sober and enjoying life again.
All you good people that have given me some fantastic encouragement, since I started this blog back in October, have all played a big part in my feelings of well being, thank you so much.
I know this Christmas there are a lot of people worse off than I will ever be and I will pray for them. But for now I am alive again, so forgive me, but I am going to enjoy it.
If you have any funny YouTube clips you think both myself and my kids may enjoy, feel free to post a comment with a link.
Oh, yes a song, well Christy at Running on Sober posted this last week and we had great fun posting lyric references (well I did anyway), so I give you If I Had A Million Dollars by Bare Naked Ladies, enjoy.
It’s not really Jack (the kitty) but it looks just like him. You have every right to keep this to yourself. Let the humor in life keep being our medicine! Merry Christmas Wayne!
I hope you and Jack have a happy Christmas, don’t drink to much, I won’t, but if you do, please let us know about it.
Haha! Oh, that first white belt student was the best! Thanks. 🙂
That’s no problem, glad you enjoyed it.
The Hurticane! Hilarious.
That what I thought when I first saw it, that day was the night of 18th March, after my last suicide contemplation, it lifted my spirits that day. I sent a message to Master Ken over Facebook to say thank you, he sent me a nice message of encouragement back.
The best gift your kids could ever get is you. Merry Christmas!
I get that now, now that my head is clear from the fuzzyness of the everlasting hangover.
Thank you and merry Christmas to you.
Now I want some pre-wrapped bacon. And of course I still want a monkey!
Haha, great post Wayne. Congrats on the award from Becca. I know of her blog through A Clown on Fire, but haven’t checked her out yet. (Wait, that came out wrong.)
Merry Christmas to you and your family. You’ve given them and yourself the best gift in the world. 🙂 Thanks for your support and friendship Wayne!
You should check out Becca, her Blog is great and I bet she looks good in a green dress, but not a real green dress, that’s cruel!
Thank you for all your suport, have a great Christmas.
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